New year, not-so-new me

Hey people! As I'm writing, mayhem is ensuing all around me.

ie.

My brother and older cousin is having a wrestling match.

All over the house.

If you're in their way, you die.

and.

my "twin" younger cousin is busy practising her tennis serve.

With a racquet.

Without a ball. In the hall.

and.

My oldest cousin is on her laptop talking loudly to her boyfriend via msn.

and.

My mum chose this particular moment to clean out the kitchen utensils.

And throw away all the old stuff.

So she's yelling for all of us to help.

and.

My aunt is here. Ready to take all of the kitchen stuff.

To recycle.

.........10 minute pause due to eating lunch..........

so much can change in 10 minutes...

NOW:

My brother is playing counterstrike on the desktop.

At the same time.

Chatting via msn on his laptop.

and.

My aunt is calling me to ask me what i want from KFC.

and.

My oldest cousin is STILL talking.

And doing work.

and.

My older cousin is helping my not-so-tech-savvy mum work her new Blackberry.

and.

my "twin" younger cousin is playing with the dogs.

and I'm still here.

and It's Raining.

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so, new year is coming up. and i STILL dont know my resolutions.

anyway, who actually follows all that crap?

some examples of failed resolutions:

1. I will clean my room.

--> Yeah right, who does?? FAIL.

2. I will study harder.

--> Yeah, yeah, we've all heard that before. FAIL.

3. I will cherish all moments with my family.

--> what was that?? Isn't that you arguing with your parents right now? FAIL.

4. I will grow taller.

--> Plain stupidity. I mean, what kind of resolution is that? FAIL.

yeah. so you get my drift.

that's all for now.

and everything has changed in my house again.

except me.

maybe i've grown older by 4 minutes.

but i'll spare you all the boring details.

mwah mwah

kiss kiss

hug hug

xoxo

y'know you love me.

gossip girl

aka

Ashley.